Cartoon by @GeorgeBludger
PM Julia Gillard: “Well, the first thing I would say is, don’t write crap, can’t be that hard.” National Press Club 18/07/11
By @Thefinnigans
Source: The Bisons
The ides of March
AFHP: This is the updated list of blindfolded journos and commentators, courtesy of @Thefinnigans, updated to the moment
The Finnigans has collated this incredibly long list of failed commentariat predictions since 2011. Let’s not forget that this is the product the media is selling to us as quality insider information with context. In the 24 hour news cycle you can say and publish whatever you want and you get rarely held to account for your work, shoddy as it may be. Just last Thursday, the twitterverse went into overdrive over this quality false rumour:
Reliable source tells me JG is about to appoint Shorten as treasurer. More to come.
— John Mangos (@johnmangos) March 14, 2013
How come they never explain how or why they were wrong? If it finally happens they will say they were right, but won’t admit they helped make it so. If it doesn’t happen they’ll try again. Accountability doesn’t happen for political journos, commentators or their bosses. And if they have their way it never will.
Twitter cures all things, even endless leadership speculation – Credit goes to @zackster for coining #Leadershit
Here is our running tally of 81 Leadershit stories stories from 42 insider experts.
PM GORN Inaugural Leadershit Trophy
PM GORN Inaugural Leadershit Trophy
goes to….
PETER HARTCHER
Fairfax Media (Now in full tabloid)
| 1 | Peter Hartcher | 9 |
| 2 | Mark Kenny | 6 |
| 3 | Michelle Grattan | 5 |
| 4 | David Day | 3 |
| 4 | Dennis Shanahan | 3 |
| 4 | Malcolm Farr | 3 |
| 4 | Peter van Onselen | 3 |
| 4 | Phil Coorey | 3 |
| 4 | Richo | 3 |
| 4 | Tony Wright | 3 |
| 5 | Andrew Bolt | 2 |
| 5 | Fran Kelly | 2 |
| 5 | Lenore Taylor | 2 |
| 5 | news.com.au | 2 |
| 5 | Paul Kelly | 2 |
| 5 | Piers Akerman | 2 |
| 5 | Simon Benson | 2 |
| 5 | Sam Maiden | 2 |
| 6 | Alan Stokes | 1 |
| 6 | Ben Packham | 1 |
| 6 | Bob Gosford | 1 |
| 6 | Chris Kenny | 1 |
| 6 | Clive Palmer | 1 |
| 6 | Derryn Hinch | 1 |
| 6 | Gerard Henderson | 1 |
| 6 | Heath Aston | 1 |
| 6 | Janet Albrechtsen | 1 |
| 6 | Jeremy Thompson | 1 |
| 6 | Jessica Marszalek | 1 |
| 6 | Katharine Murphy | 1 |
| 6 | Lanai Scarr | 1 |
| 6 | Leo Shanahan | 1 |
| 6 | Malcolm Turnbull | 1 |
| 6 | Nike Savva | 1 |
| 6 | Peter Costello | 1 |
| 6 | Peter Reith | 1 |
| 6 | Philip Adams | 1 |
| 6 | The Age Editorial | 1 |
| 6 | Tory Shepherd | 1 |
| 6 | Troy Bramston | 1 |
| 6 | Judith Ireland | 1 |
| 6 | Laurie Oakes | 1 |
The Publisher Tally is won by Fairfax (Tabloid Format) 37 to 33.
| Fairfax | 37 |
| News | 33 |
| ABC | 5 |
| The Conversation | 4 |
| Crikey | 1 |
| Ch9 | 1 |
2011 – 5 stories
15/05/2011 – Gillard is dead, politically dead – Peter Costello
06/06/2011 – Gillard gone by December – Andrew Bolt
01/09/2011 – Labor stalwart says Gillard ‘finished’ – Jeremy Thompson
06/09/2011 – JULIA, resign. Let Rudd resume rightful role – Philip Adams
17/07/2011 – Gillard down for count – Phillip Coorey
2012 – 20 stories
20/02/2012 – Gillard delusional and in retreat – Dennnis Shanahan
21/02/2012 – Too late for Gillard to save herself – Niki Savva
23/02/2012 – Assassins reap what they sowed – Simon Benson
21/04/2012 – Gillard will be GORN by end of May, Hewson & Richo jointly on #Slynews
30/04/2012 – Credibility gone, PM should fall on her sword , Michelle Grattan
02/05/2012 – Julia’s going: it’s a matter of time – Dennis Shanahan
18/05/2012 – Despite the poll and budget uptick, Gillard and Labor are doomed – Richo
19/05/2012 – String of disasters mean the party’s over for Labor – Piers Akerman
26/05/2012 – A leadership change to Kevin Rudd is the last real option – PvO
28/05/2012 – Lame duck Labor likely to waddle on to term – Gerard Henderson
25/07/2012 – Labor’s choice is Rudd or oblivion – Paul Kelly
12/06/2012 – Determined Gillard may be, but her leadership is looking terminal – Shanahan
14/08/2012 – Pride comes before a fall for Gillard Government – Derryn Hinch
23/08/2012 – Gillard in big trouble no matter what happens – Leo Shanahan
12/09/2012 – Just like Howard, Abbott has the numbers that really count – Janet Albrechsten
13/10/2012 – Misogyny tactic will backfire – Paul Kelly
13/10/2012 – Gillard’s hypocrisy stripped bare – Chris Kenny
05/11/2012 – Hanging by a thread by Peter Hartcher
24/11/2012 – Knives are out for Gillard – Peter Hartcher
29/11/2012 – Ducking and diving, but PM’s goose is cooked – Piers Akerman
2013 – 55 stories
January 2013
05/01/2013 – Rudd’s support for a challenge edging closer – Mark Kenny
February 2013
15/02/2013 – An adrenaline charged Rudd increases pressure on Gillard – Michelle Grattan
18/02/2013 – Poor poll for Labor plays to Rudd’s ambition – Michelle Grattan
19/02/2013 – Beware knives of March – Mark Kenny
19/02/2013 – Gillard’s departure is a matter of timing – Peter Reith
19/02/2013 – Final nail in PM’s coffin – David Day
19/02/2013 – Something has to give – sooner or later – Lenore Taylor
19/02/2013 – Desperate caucus eyes leadership switch – Ben Packham
19/02/2013 – PM Julia Gillard ‘gone’ if she struggles in next week’s Newspoll – Tory Shepherd
19/02/2013 – Labor’s critical question: time for a new leader? – The Age Editorial
19/02/2013 – Julia Gillard’s support base is softly slipping away – Simon Benson
19/02/2013 – Kevin Rudd’s odds on leading ALP in September election shorten to $2 – news.com.au
19/02/2013 – Labor in despair over dire poll – Phil Coorey
19/02/2013 – Dead woman walking – SMH
19/02/2013 – Final nail in PM’s coffin – David Day
19/02/2013 – Rudd’s just in storage, waiting for sun to shine – Tony Wright
20/02/2013 – Dear Julia, it’s time for a dignified exit speech – Alan Stokes
22/02/2013 – PM should go for party’s sake – Graham Richardson
23/02/2013 – Gillard may not recover this time – Katharine Murphy
23/02/2013 – Drumroll, then exit on a final cymbal crash – Tony Wright
23/02/2013 – Julia Gillard risks her legacy by not ceding to Kevin Rudd- Peter van Onselen
23/02/2013 – Labor feels guilty over Rudd: Turnbull – Malcolm Turnbull
23/02/2013 – Teams lining up early for a Coalition victory – Lenora Taylor
March 2013
02/03/2013 – Hating Kevin, loving the saviour – Peter Hartcher
10/03/2013 – Deadline looms for Prime Minister Julia Gillard – Sam Maiden
11/03/2013 – Julia Gillard must resign as leader or Labor is doomed at the election – news.com.au
11/03/2013 – Clear message from the west is that Rudd is the only hope – Peter Hartcher
12/03/2013 – PM’s backers must move for the greater good, says Rudd camp – Mark Kenny, The Age
12/03/2013 – Fran Kelly & Peter Collins #newspoll will give PM Gillard one more week to survive
13/03/2013 – Demoralised Labor hangs on every poll – Peter Hartcher
15/03/2013 – Media bill threatens leadership – Mark Kenny SMH
15/03/2013 – Julia Gillard – gone by next Wednesday – BOB GOSFORD Crikey.com
16/03/2013 – Labor poised to restore Kevin Rudd, insiders say Peter van Onselen The OZ
17/03/2013 – Is that a drum roll sounding? – Judith Ireland – SMH
17/03/2013 – Helpless blues. Why won’t Labor just go with Kevin?- Samantha Maiden Herald Sun
18/03/2013 – Labor troubles now entrenched – Mark Kenny, SMH
18/03/2013 – Poll piles more pressure on Gillard – Michelle Grattan – TheConversation
19/03/2013 – Ministers turn on PM – Peter Hartcher SMH
19/03/2013 – Trouble brewing, but don’t blame it on the usual bloke – Peter Hartcher
19/03/2013 – Ministers forced to defend their loyalty to Gillard – – Michelle Grattan – The Conversation
19/03/2013 – There could be a leadership spill on Friday – Laurie Oakes Ch9
What I said:"Some Rudd backers have spoken to caucus colleagues about the possibility of a leadership move this week… (cont.)
— LaurieOakes (@LaurieOakes) March 19, 2013
Pt2. "probably friday–IF they can be sure of the numbers. But they're apparently NOT sure of them yet."
Hardly a prediction.— LaurieOakes (@LaurieOakes) March 19, 2013
19/03/2013 – Gillard an ineffectual campaigner – Peter Hartcher brisbanetimes
19/03/2013 – The faint sound of a ballad for Gillard. MEMORIES of the way we were – Lanai Scarr HeraldSun
19/02/2013 – Pushing Gillard to the edge of her temper – Malcolm Farr news.com.au
20/03/2013 – Many shades of grey in art of denial of spills and other ills – Tony Wright – brisbanetimes
20/03/2012 – No honour, no authority, no chance – Andrew Bolt HeraldSun
20/03/2013 – The numbers game. Rudd supporters consider another tilt – Mark Kenny, TheAge
20/03/2013 – Gillard and Rudd in limbo – Phil Coorey AFR
20/03/2013 – Confidence is name of game for survival – Peter Hartcher, SMH
21/03/2013 – Time for Rudd’s sweet revenge? – Heath Aston The Age
21/03/2013 – Gillard should not contest – Clive Palmer
21/03/2013 – Time for Labor to break the deadlock – Malcolm Farr News.com.au
21/03/2013 – Labor burning up the history books by dumping the first woman to be PM – Malcolm Farr News.com.au
21/03/2013 – ‘Rudd delegation ready’ to visit Gillard after ‘first strike’ – TROY BRAMSTON The OZ
21/03/2013 – Rudd has kept nose in front of Gillard – Jessica Marszalek News.com.au
June 2013
09/06/2013 – Gillard backers wobble in support – DENNIS SHANAHAN
09/06/2013 – Gillard backers weigh leadership change – Phil Coorey
09/06/2013 – Julia Gillard loses significant support among caucus – Barrie Cassidy
09/06/2013 – Rudd is Labor’s best last hope – Chris Johnson
10/06/2012 – PM’s leadership on the line – DENNIS SHANAHAN
10/06/2012 – Still time to install people’s PM – PETER VAN ONSELEN
10/06/2012 – Shorten warns PM: We have a problem – Simon Benson
10/06/2012 – Choose your poison on Labor leadership – Andrew Bolt
Richo tells @SydneyLive2GB there's no doubt K-Rudd will contest the ballot and it will be a slim Rudd victory.
— Ben Fordham (@BenFordham) March 21, 2013
Latham only commentariat who called it right on the morning of the spill
‘He’s always inflating his numbers’: Latham unleashes extraordinary diatribe on Rudd, Fitzgibbon and Richardson
11/06/2013 – This is Shorten’s one shot at redemption – PETER VAN ONSELEN11/06/2013 – Spinning out of control – Chris Kenny12/06/2013 – Leadership trauma might not be on the menu – Chris Kenny12/06/2013 – Kevin Rudd declares war on Julia Gillard with blue-tie choice – Malcolm Farr
12/06/2013 – Emotional blackmail follows political terror – PETER VAN ONSELEN
12/06/2013 – PM spouts a load of femi-nonsense even she couldn’t possibly believe – Miranda Devine
13/06/2013 – The enemy has been identified: don’t trust the men in blue ties – Tony Wright
13/06/2013 – Shorten must tell her it’s time to go – PETER VAN ONSELEN
13/06/2013 – The road to Labor apocalypse – Simon Benson
13/06/2013 – Gillard cooks herself over phony menu – Piers Ackerman
14/06/2013 – I will put money on Rudd being PM by Monday (16/6) – Mr. Denmore on PB
14/06/2013 – Gillard’s hold on power weakens – Phil Coorey
14/06/2013 – PM lacks total recall – Miranda Devine
14/06/2013 – PM Gillard asked if partner is gay – SBS
15/06/2013 – Julia Gillard struggles as Labor looks at Kevin Rudd again – Paul Kelly
15/06/2013 – Divided, demoralised, done – Peter Hartcher
15/06/2013 – JULIA Gillard’s leadership is over – Dennis Shanahan
15/06/2013 – It’s 2007 all over again – Gillard could bravely step aside for Rudd but she won’t – Mark Kenny
15/06/2013 – Caucus in crisis as Julia Gillard loses protection of the AWU – SID MAHER
15/06/2013 – Julia Gillard struggles as Labor looks at Kevin Rudd again – Paul Kelly
15/06/2013 – Shock jock Howard Sattler’s grubby question to PM Julia Gillard not an isolated incident – LAURIE OAKES
16/06/2013 – Either the PM goes or the party is over – DENNIS SHANAHAN
16/06/2013 – Gillard struggles as ALP looks at Rudd – PAUL KELLY
16/06/2013 – Poll rise is cold comfort: it’s gone Rudd shepherds flock back to the fold – PETER VAN ONSELEN
16/06/2013 – Gillard loses protection of the AWU – The Australian
17/06/2013 – PM on brink as male voters desert – Mark Kenny
17/06/2013 – Going back to Rudd gives Labor a shot – Mark Kenny
17/06/2013 – Switch to Rudd would boost chances, but figures are slippery – Mark Kenny
17/06/2013 – Labor’s choice: status quo v the survival instinct – Phil Coorey
17/06/2013 – Men in revolt against Gillard – Phil Coorey
17/06/2013 – PM’s gender call now an implosion – Paul Sheehan
18/06/2013 – Labor MPs push Kevin Rudd to challenge – Phil Coorey
18/06/2013 – Kevin Rudd ‘in front’ but no putsch – DENNIS SHANAHAN
18/06/20`13 – Coalition prepares for Rudd return – Mark Kenny
18/06/2013 – Gillard sex assault flops – Piers Ackerman
19/06/2013 – Prime Minister Julia Gillard can’t hide behind a skirt – Andrew Bolt
19/06/2013 – Not a Judas in sight but it’s not over yet – Mark Kenny
19/06/2013 – Blocking Kevin won’t leave Julia a martyr – PETER VAN ONSELEN
20/06/2013 – No martyr’s mantle for Gillard – Simon Benson
20/06/2013 – Cracks appear in union support for PM – PETER VAN ONSELEN
20/06/2013 – Gillard’s fall is far bigger than Labor’s – Tim Colebatch
21/06/2013 – Get it done: Gillard should call a ballot, Rudd should stand – Michelle Grattan
21/06/2013 – Men flay Gillard in poll – Michelle Grattan
22/06/2013 – For the sake of the nation, Ms Gillard should stand aside – TheAge
22/06/2013 – The Age tells PM to go for nation’s sake – SBS
22/06/2013 – With regret, Gillard must go, for nation’s sake – Mike Carlton
22/06/2013 – Political vanity, personal pride – Peter Hartcher
22/06/2013 – Unions won’t risk giving Gillard a helping hand – Peter Hartcher
22/06/2013 – Julia Gillard and Kevin Rudd set for showdown next week – DENNIS SHANAHAN
22/06/2013 – South Australian Labor MPs waver on support for Julia Gillard – Sam Maiden
22/06/2013 – Tony Abbott says people should be ones to choose PM – Simon Benson
23/06/2013 – Yet another bad poll for Gillard, if anyone in Labor is listening – Michelle Grattan
23/06/2013 – Pressure on Rudd as Gillard digs in – Phil Coorey
24/06/2013 – Tony Abbott widens gap as preferred PM over Julia Gillard in latest Newspoll – DENNIS SHANAHAN
24/06/2013 – Gillard defiant as pressure mounts – Jonathan Swan
24/06/2013 – Gillard held firm in union grasp – Paul Sheehan
24/06/2013 – The Age wants Gillard to go but can’t admit the reasons why – Piers Ackerman
24/06/2013 – Jittery Labor MPs push for end to Gillard-Rudd leadership confusion – Malcolm Farr
24/06/2013 – Prime Minister Julia Gillard brushes aside questions over Labor leadership as a MP calls for a ballot – LANAI SCARR
24/06/2013 – Grattan calls it. It’s PM Abbott – http://t.co/J2m7cpD6VR
TheFinnigans from the famous Beautiful Inspiring Set Of Numbers – BISONS blog started to collect the PM GORN headlines after the appearance of this “JULIAR BITCH” picture in March 2011.
