Noely Neate

Noely Neate

Columnist at No Fibs
Female, Mother, Partner. Day job: small business owner, co-founder and community site co-ordinator on a regional portal. Doonan (the land of the dam and franken–spiders), Queensland.
Noely Neate
I am not a journalist, nor am I a writer. I don’t belong to any political party, though I will admit that back in the day I was a paid-up Democrat until Meg Lees screwed us over. Now, I don’t believe in political parties at all; I find them terribly UN-Democratic. In my preferred world I would have actual elected representatives whose primary responsibility was to accurately represent their electorates – not the party, not men in grey suits – the punters, then get together with all the other reps to compromise and work together to run this country/state/council. I know, I know … but a girl can dream!

By Noely Neate
25 July 2013

It’s not the movie, the wonderful Tomorrow series written by John Marsden where Australia was invaded but we never knew or were told who invaded us.  Today’s coalition press conference was a bit like that – we are being invaded by a group of faceless people who we need to take military action against.

After Julie Bishop’s, Scott Morrison’s and Mr Abbott’s form in recent times regarding international relations with our neighbours we can only hope that much of this advice is invisible too and this plan never gets off the ground.  Basically the scare-mongering and fear hyperbole has hit critical mass in this country.

Many people I converse with regularly were shocked and horrified by the PNG solution PM Rudd tossed out on Friday. I was not the lone ranger there.  But what we saw this morning seriously put me in the Twilight Zone.  Today Australians were basically informed that under the Coalition we would go to war against Asylum Seekers with “Operation Sovereign Borders” (Tony Abbott to put three-star commander in charge of military-led border protection campaign).

Since when was this country in state of “national emergency”?  I am sure there are an awful lot of nations in the world who really do know exactly what a national emergency is.  What Australia is experiencing with an increase in asylum seeker boat arrivals. A humanitarian emergency maybe, but a National Emergency invoking fear – sorry, that suggestion is just reprehensible.


If you did miss the press conference, I urge you to view it (is included on that link above) as Mr Abbott and Mr Morrison came complete with Retired Army Major-General Jim Molan to spruik the campaign  (I won’t bother going into how inappropriate I feel it is that an ex-armed forces member is campaigning and lending authority to this press conference).

Mr Morrison had a lovely power-point presentation to back up his “military-led mission” points.  It was so surreal I was envisioning Winston Churchill moving little ships and planes around on a war board with his long pointer – OK it was the scene from Doctor Who but you get my drift ;-) – the whole scenario is that bizarre.

Thankfully before we all started to build bomb shelters to save ourselves from the Coalition should they get in and have access to the military toys, General David Hurley tweeted:

In my last post I included a tweet from Peter van Onselen, who said “Rudd has just out Abbotted Abbott”, and I agreed, I did not think that even Mr Morrison could come up with a harsher, meaner plan than the PNG solution.  Of course he did, and I should have not been surprised.  After pissing off the PNG Prime Minister by misrepresenting him (let’s not forget they did that to the Indonesians too), it looks like the Coalition will wage war in our backyard.  Towing back boats (only Sri Lanka was mentioned). Turning back boats and stuff the consequences, and a lot of waffle about a “military commander with a three star ranking who reports directly to the Immigration Minister “streamlining” decision-making on border security”.

Scared yet?  Some poor bloke in the armed services will be reporting directly to Scott Morrison if the Coalition gets into Government –  you can only imagine how hard-line Mr Morrison would be as boss.

Malcolm Farr probably summed up how crook this whole Boat people beat-up has become with “The boat debate shifts to a war footing” and I have to agree with his comment:

 “Suddenly the PNG Solution looks well-planned, measured and achievable by comparison.

Yet as Ed Butler so succinctly points out in This is what Australia wants, political parties invest in focus groups and therefore both parties have been told by the public, we ourselves, that kicking the poo out of asylum seekers in the hardest possible way is a vote winner.  I don’t know where this  starts or ends as I am just one of those dumb punters, but I cannot believe that at this moment political talking heads of all flavours are sitting in TV studios around the nation seriously discussing these ludicrous military options (I am so thankful my grandfather is not around to see this inappropriate use of military force).

Not all the military are as gung ho as Retired Army Major-General Jim Molan and we can only hope that the likes of the eminently sensible and forward thinking Lieutenant-General David Morrison with his now famous quote The standard you walk past is the standard you accept is the future of our Armed Forces, not the likes of Molan.  Sadly it seems that beating up asylum seekers is the ‘standard’ that Australians want or our politicians would not be doing it.

There is a big difference between having our Navy help a distressed boat at sea and actively setting up a very powerful stand alone military structure working outside the normal boundaries of our armed forces.  This is a very very slippery slope, Australia.  One minute we are turning a boat back with armed force, next we are taking pot shots at it to scare it away?

Towing it back to foreign countries weaker than ours and dumping in harbours?

Aiming to become the bully boys of the Pacific in South East Asia?

This Coalition have already proven that they don’t care about insulting the likes of PNG or Indonesia, what the hell will they do if they get in power and have the keys to the arsenal?

Diplomacy is an art and as I said a while ago, if Tony Abbott is actually PM he won’t have a tame media overseas (like he does here) to explain ‘what Tony meant to say was…’ every time he stuffs up and insults a nation.


After the Single Parent screw-over and the PNG solution, I really did not want to vote ALP. My  local candidate being the best person for my electorate was the saving grace I had for my conscience, BUT, I swear, I am now a firm believer in the ABAP (Anyone But Abbott Party). As the sainted Mr Howard, who’s reign is lauded and trotted out at least twice in every Coalition press conference once said: “Be alert, not alarmed”.  At the time he said that pretty much anyone who was not a panic merchant had a lot of fun with those fridge magnets.  That warning was supposed to be about foreign danger, not home-grown, xenophobic, right wing nutters.

While these types had aspirations of leading the country I was alert to it, now they want to play silly buggers with the military, I am bloody ALARMED!

Mr Abbott was right about one thing today in his press conference. We do have a National Emergency. It is a very serious concern that this country could be run by him.


Australia – Tony Abbott style graphic courtesy “Exposing Tony Abbott & The LNP – Memes & Stuff” via@mcintyre00